NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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