He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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