Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
He has the fingertips of a God
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