I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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