I didn't shave. On purpose
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Randomize
