We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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