I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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