worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I still have a little drunk in my system
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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