We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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