this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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