You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Randomize
