check it out our google latitudes are spooning
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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