Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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