Kareoke will never be a sober sport
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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