So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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