Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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