dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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