I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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