It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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