I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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