I got chris browned last night
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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