"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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