They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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