haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
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