She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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