ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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