I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
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