CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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