We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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