there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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