She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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