That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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