That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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