Soap is not a condiment
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I currently don't understand fingers.
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