coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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