Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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