I'm drive I can fine osifer
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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