windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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