4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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