It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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