I just saw a hot homeless man
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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