just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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