Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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