my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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