He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
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