That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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