alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Randomize
