too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
My vagina is very pro this idea
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
