I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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