i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I would ride that face into the sunset
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Randomize
