Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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