i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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