Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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