Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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