STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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