i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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