bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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