im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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