we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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